It went a little something like this:
We have received SEVERAL customer complaints about the quality of our McCafe Lattes.
PLEASE be sure to use the following measurements when making the lattes:
2 shots of caramel
1 whipped cream
3 shots of caramel
2 whipped cream
By following these McDonalds recipes, we can ensure the satisfaction of our customers.
*Specifically a woman in a champagne colored Acura named Jody.
I have two questions to ask of all the Jodys out there. Just two.
Number One: Is it really not already sucky enough to be working at McDonalds without having to deal with managerial notes about latte recipes?
Number Two: Really?? You're going to complain about the quality of something you are ordering at McDonalds? You're a jerk. Go to Starbucks. They're used to people like you.